stuttering stanley

de yr of the tie-tongue - now don't get me wrong, i have nothing against ppl with tie tongue, or dat stata nor nuttin, i sometimes stata myself and i used to talk to a guy das stata n that was a challenge within itself, but y is it that i jus butting them in some trying situations, take when i was in j'ca this summer after a nite of partying n stuff we decide to take a taxi home at like 4 sain in de morning so now when we get back on camp we gi de driver 5 US cause is b like 3 bills to get from de club to mona but we didn't know that taxi men don't take US and as foreign as they sound to us when they talk trust me we sound the same to them so while i there telling him we ain't got no jam he was trying to tell me something, now i can honestly say i understand most jamaican most of the time but what is worst than a fast talking jamaican? a stuttering fast talking jamaican, de man dere like "giberish, giberish, gibersh, me me me me, giberish nah, giberish gibersih US money" i swear, das wah i hear, tek me bout 5 mins to crack dat one and den when i finally get it i still ain't had nah jamaican to give him so he stupes curse me n went long, i cudn't even get vex cause up to now i still ain't know wah he say, n then today at sch now i drivin to park in this spot n this guard gan tell me i can't park in there so i like, "hello, i jus saw like 5 parks tho" and he's like "i i i i i i i i i i i i i i am de o o o o o o o official person.........." n den de rest is a blur honestly, what's goin on with the world?

after hour sex

so hear tune now, i lying down last nite, like after 12 flicking thru de channels and i see this ting on de oxygen channel rite entitled "late nite sex talk" so i like ooh la la, yeah man dat's what i'm talking bout, some late nite porn to hit de spot, y when i flick to de channel i c dis old ass white woman taking on air calls n offering sex advice, i was like berr? (1) wah dis bitch doin up so late? (2)wah dis bitch know bout sex nah, when she was having sex women dah time never even used to shave their tout tout so i cudn't figure out wah she was trying to do, how bout if i was a man i wudda get soft inna one

new york revisted

de morning i was coming back to bim see me outside on the step ya know getting all sentimental, looking back at my time in ny, wishing i could stay, bare things. so ya know dem flights does be early, so i outside now watching the sun come up, watching my 100 lb uncle and my 101lb grandfather lifting my suitcases in de car, watching the breeze blowing the leaves in the trees enjoying the nice morning air then i look up (didn't have on my glasses by the way) and i saw this thing running down the block i there like awe......one of the neighbours pups traveling all down de block to c me off, y when de ting get closer i realize it was a big ass rat, now honestly, wah de........ting look like it does be in de macdonald trash bin jus chillin on some burgers.......if they had a rat "spokesrodent" for micky dees that would b it...........left me fairly disturbed to say the least

my lyrics

i here working on the 5th song for my first album, yup, u heard it here first, i working on an album, now u may ask what are some of the pre-requisites for bringing out an album, off the top of my head i could say maybe a band, music, lyrics, and a singer i guess. now can i sing? well, it depends on your definition of singing, or definition of what sounds like a wild ox mating call, i choose to describe my voice as a rare find.......will i b singing my tracks? am, who knows, don't wanna think so far ahead, still a work in progress, the thing is however, is the fact that most of my songs so far are so personal and totally express what or how i was feeling at that point in time, n i'm here wondering, do i want people to know what goes on inside, not that's there's anything villainous or anything but still, it speaks of me......hum, i don't know if i want to be so caught out there, but again, too far ahead to think about, i'll just try to atleast finish song 5

don't stop just yet

i just love listening to music, and i know it kinda sounds oh so corny but it honestly soothes me, just sitting back, lights off, eyes closed letting it totally take over has to be better than any drug high imaginable and when i'm really in a bad mood and need a lil awakening, anything by Morcheeba gets me shaking, this is one of my fav songs by her

MOOG ISLAND

sometimes i get up feeling good but greed gets me down

i try to think about the highs, the freedom we've found

when the business in your life don't sit with your soul

and they treat you like a child they need to control

the music that we make will heal our mistakes and lead us

the music that we hear is always standing near to feed us

we're all gonna rise above all the things that we lack

good vibrations that we make will come bouncing back

the music that we make will heal our mistakes and lead us

the music that we hear is always standing near to feed us

i try my best to keep my vibes cool, but sometimes i get so distracted

here at work not doing a damn thing, i so prefer working in new york than bim dread, it's like, more comfortable for one, the people are definitely friendlier, however, working in a building that has like over 100 floors and being on the 35th ain't feel sweet, but what can ya do nah, would really like to go to the "p p room" but to get up now, gosh, i'm lazy, need to play some footie sometime soon to get the juices flowing, ha, juices....i kill me!

why does it have to be so damn cold in here though, like hello, i'm black!!!!! a lil warmth can't possibly hurt....what should i eat for lunch, hum........ray's pizza maybe, i mean, it's near which means no long walking, yup, pizza it is, by the time i get back home i'll be like 125 lbs, woohoo!!!! is it healthy to try to put on 8 lbs in a week tho? i wonder

there goes that nosy woman now, always walking by my desk and peeping at my pc, hello, are u lost????? can i help u in some form?

ok, it's way too cool, maybe if i walked down the corridor i might get heated, we'll see

touring

finally, a place where u can sometimes lose yourself, a place where u look around and see no one u know, a place with bombings and constant terror threats, a place of purse snatchings and gang wars, rapes and murders, a place where a governor can introduce himself as a gay american, god, i love the states!!!!!!!